December 2011
i have a theory that if you ring in the new year with bad hair, the rest of the year your hair will be shit and you won’t be able to control it.
when i rang in 2010, i was in times square and had a hood on and my hair was terrible from the wind and all and the rest of the year my hair was shit and it was ugly.
when i rang in 2011, i was just normal and my hair was good and my hair looked...
i'm gonna meet Gaga in 2012. You know why?
Because…I have nothing left to lose.
Yoü and I.
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T bought me a “Unicorn Pop” lollipop.
Can she just stop being so perfect for like 5 minutes? She’s going to give me a fucking heart attack. Send help omg.
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my dad is telling me news headlines while i get...
someone forgot to turn in their 77 million dollar lottery ticket before the deadline
a guy failed his drivers test 3 times is the last 6 months so he drove his car through the DMV
baby you're my liquor i'm addicted to you
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someone pointed out that in Highway Unicorn, in the beginning, it sounds like she’s saying “run run with her twitter.” like twi-tter. can you hear it?
think about that then come back and fucking tell me you can stop hearing it. i cannot fucking stop hearing it.
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if i put a quarter of the effort into my school work that i put into dumb shit, i wouldn’t be a college drop out.
Lady Gaga told fans in NYC tonight that the...
ikillforfame:
godga-leto:
really…
omg I really love the name
it sounds great IMO.
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Lady Gaga: The Best of 2011 →
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just so everyone knows…the perfect woman DOES exist, and she works at Michaels in western Pennsylvania.
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T has a HUGE tattoo of angel wings that is on her back and goes all around her waist.
That. Is. All.
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T said she says my name more than any other word in the english language.
In bed.
Jkjkjkjkjkbutmaybenotbecauseshesgettinganapartmentandiwillgothereandhavehotsexwithhermmmhmhmhmhmmhmm.
cassandrarosem:
“Designing merch for the tour, when you see it you will die. #deathbyinexpensiveglamour” deathbyinexpensiveglamour
inexpensiveglamour inexpensive
Lady GaGa while dropping the New Years Ball in...
Lady GaGa: We're down to the final minute of 2011 everyone! I'd like to take this moment to look back on the year and the years prior. It's amazing how I was bullied in high school and look at me now! Dropping the New Years Ball!
Lady GaGa: And how wonderful it is to be doing it here in the city where I grew up, New York!
Station Manager: Lady Gaga! We have to start counting!
Lady GaGa: And here we go! 10!
Lady GaGa: Oh my gosh you guys are all Born This Way!
Lady GaGa: 9!
Lady GaGa: You know this mirror ball reminds me of the one Lady Starlight and I would wear on our tits back when we performed at gay clubs.
Lady GaGa: 8!
Lady GaGa: I'm Italian!
Lady GaGa: 7!
Lady GaGa: I played piano since i was a little girl!
Lady GaGa: 69! Hahah just kidding but omg i love the gays!
Lady GaGa: 6!
Lady GaGa: 5!
Lady GaGa: I live halfway between reality and fantasy at all times!!
Lady GaGa: 4!
Lady GaGa: Stay tuned for Americano (Mariachi Version) ,the second Born This Way video, the rest of the Yoü and I fashion videos, Gagavision, remembering my tumblr password, and BTW Ball dates in the new year!
Lady GaGa: 3!
Lady GaGa: Whö and I?
Lady GaGa: 2!
Lady GaGa: I think i forgot to mention that I'm an Italian woman!!
Lady GaGa: If you don't understand what I've said, I'll say it again.
Lady GaGa: I'm an Italian woman!!
Lady GaGa: If the second time you didn't quite get it, I'll say it again.
Lady GaGa: I'm an Italian woman!!
Lady GaGa: 1!
Lady GaGa: So, I'm Italian and Happy New Year you Little Monsters! Have an Italian 2012!
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Every day, T brings a big starbucks tumbler full of tea with a lemon wedge in it.
And there’s always a little bit of lipstick on the tip of the straw.
She is fucking adorable and beautiful and perfect and flawless and I cannot even. Send help.
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I wonder if T ever looks bad. Like, is there a time when she doesn’t look so fucking hot she makes the sun fan itself?
I don’t think there is.
the llamas though
The feeling you get when you're paying for...
epic-humor:
fuckyeahthefeelingyouget:
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“I like people too much or not at all.”
– Sylvia Plath (via shalomitsjesus)
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do you guys have xbox?
wanna b muh frend cuz i hav no frendz?
GlitterQueen13. thats my gamertag.
idk friend me or something idk
should i change my url now or wait til after new years?
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me: *playing wipeout and sweating* I'M GONNA DO IT!!! IM GONNA MAKE IT ACROSS THE BIG BALLS!!!! *jumps, bounces, makes it across big balls, sweating profusely* YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! I DID IT!!! AAAHAHAHHAHAA!!
mom: why don't you play a game where you can sit down for a while. why don't you maybe tomb raid or something, honey?
me: yeah.
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Set Fire to the Rain
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i wish i could like my own post because i would like my last post about T because it was a perfect moment when i touched her arm. i literally melted i think.
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Oh my sweet lord I’m dead. Ok, I was telling T about my xbox and she told me to get Dance Central and that she has expert on Poker Face and its the only one she can do.
So cute.
Then, she was making a sign for something and she asked me to switch her bracelet from one arm to the other for her.
Her skin is super soft and she smells wonderful.
God damnit she is too perfect. I just...
drunky-gaga:
now tell me how many of gaga’s songs are about taylor
STUCK ON FUCKIN' REPEAT
911: 911 whats your emergency?
Me: GAAAAGAAAAAAAAAA- AGDHJGAdjhfga*sobbing*
911: excuse me, can you repeat that, what is your emergency?
Me: GAGAaAAaaA- *sobbing* LUCCc, TOUR BUS
911: one more time please?
Me: STUCK ON FUCKIN L-*sobbing* LUCCCAHCJKHKJCAHFJ HOOKER WHORE TAYLOR KINNEYE GO AhsabHJfbHJb GO AWAY *sobbing*
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GET IN THE SHOWER, I'LL MEET YA THERE!!!
I BOUGHT YOU SOME HIPPE SHIT FROM THE DELI DOWN THE STAIRS!!
bornthisfree:
STUCK ON FUCKIN
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Stuck On Fuckin You
me:
everyone on twitter:
everyone on tumblr:
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i wanna sit in jeans and a tshirt with a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand and just tap my knee to the beat of Sutck On Fuckin You.
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amenfashen:
Just think
of the folder on her laptop
where that song has been sitting all this time
what else is she hiding in there